Life Stuff
What do you do at RMG:
I evaluate the snacks and make sure they pass the sniff test. Cheese tax enforcer! Health & Safety Officer (I follow everyone around to make sure they get to their desks okay.) Mostly I just walk around the office and pretend like I know what I’m doing.
Favorite thing about your job:
All the free belly rubs. And showing off to my friends. None of them know what SEO is.
What was your first job:
This one. And I only got it because I’m a nepo-baby.
In elementary school, what did you want to be when you grew up:
Professional competitive eater.
What is your earliest memory:
Patiently waiting for my forever home at the rescue shelter.
What’s your favorite family tradition:
Our annual Christmas card! It’s me, my brother Luci, Mommy, and Daddy. One year I really made Daddy mad because I was misbehaving, but it was so funny, lol. Here’s a picture:
What is a fun or interesting thing about your hometown:
SO. MANY. SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!
Food Stuff
What is your favorite cereal:
Is kibble the same as cereal?
How do you like your eggs:
In my belly
What is your go-to Starbucks order:
I don’t drink coffee because it’s poisonous for dogs, but my Mommy goes a lot, and sometimes she takes me along for a car ride!
If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be:
Whatever my parents are eating right now. It smells delicious!
Favorite Stuff
Favorite band/musician:
Emergency Vehicle Sirens
Favorite movie:
Marley & Me, but I don’t know how it ends because Mommy always turns it off towards the end.
Favorite actor/actress:
Maximus Mighty-Dog Mueller II. He inspired my bid for the 2024 presidency. Vote Lola 2024!
Favorite sports team:
The Cincinnati Bengals because it’s Mommy’s favorite team, and they have really cool outfits! They’re the only cats I like…don’t tell Luci!
Favorite TV show:
COPS. I like hearing the sirens.
Favorite superpower:
It would be really cool to be invisible because I could go everywhere with my Mommy and Daddy, even to non-pet-friendly places!
Favorite social media network:
What is social media?
Top three favorite apps:
Petco. Petsmart. Chewy.
Hobby & Travel Stuff
What are your hobbies:
Sleeping and chasing lizards in the backyard!
What is the nerdiest thing you do in your spare time:
I watch cat videos on YouTube. Cats are dumb.
Can you play any instruments:
I love to sing! ♪♪Awoooooo♪♪
Do you collect anything:
I collect my own hair. I store my collection everywhere around the house.
What are the last three books you read:
If Cats Disappeared from the World, Where the Red Fern Grows (so sad!), the Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night.
Most recent vacation:
The last time we went to Lake Arrowhead for New Year’s and I played in the snow with Luci!
What’s your favorite city/state/country you’ve ever visited:
I like going to San Diego to visit my grandma and grandpa. Sometimes I even get to have a sleepover!
Random Stuff
If you could have dinner with one person, alive or dead, who would it be:
My big sister Jolie. I miss her so much!
At which store would you like to max out your credit card:
Petco.
Do you have any strange phobias:
The sound of forks hitting plates! I always get scared and run away.
Have you ever met anyone famous:
I am famous. The people meet me.
If you could pick up a new skill in an instant, what would it be:
Opposable thumbs.
If you could choose one age to be forever, what would it be:
Age is just a number. What are numbers? Seriously…what are numbers?
What characteristic do you like most about yourself:
My boots! They’re designer, one of a kind, and made for walking!
Have you had your 15 minutes of fame yet:
